Well folks, here we are again; same bat time, same bat channel, and we’re dishing up another user submitted troll video. This one comes to us from Raging__Sloth by way of Gomez_Adams. Now, I just got this about 10 minutes ago and I was so fucking pissed off after watching it I got straight on it.
This is about the most full of shit, bullshit, asshat move I’ve ever seen. Truly, it is. I’d LOVE to meet this asshole in public so I could stand on his fucking eyelids.
Now, what makes this worse really, is that there has been this uncontrolled “arty hate” bullshit that Wargaming has allowed to go on for years.
IT’S GONE WAY TOO GOD DAMNED FAR!!!
It’s bad enough the forum fucktards (moderators) allow the shit-posting of these morons to go on unchecked. That’s one thing. But to allows dickhead moves like this to go on unchecked is, well, pure bullshit.
Now, before we get to the video I would like to point out that Officer__Doofy (a name as ‘taking it up the ass’ as his attitude is) sets the stage right from the start with an arty insult FIRST FUCKING THING. We can’t even get into the game, can’t even move an inch, before this fucktard starts with the arty hate.
So he’s on our shit list too. Doofy you worthless fuck, next time you get TK’d for no fucking reason or right when you least expect it, it’ll be ME that does it. Personally. You anus.
So after that, let’s set the stage: the game finally starts. Raging__Sloth hardly moves at all in his arty as he’s right where he needs to be. Up in front of him is Bilgeebat. Now, let’s take a look at this fucking idiot and his clan, shall we?
Yea. Fine upstanding World of Tanks moron, this asshole. Now, his clan is really no better. Keep in mind he’s a “junior officer”. (We can only assume based on this clans overall stats that the requirement for this job is that Bilgeebat has to suck two cocks while whistling Dixie and managing not to gag.)
So here’s the fucktard, Mongolian clan he belongs to:
Well, not what you’d call epic fail by any stretch, but certainly not noteworthy. I mean, 82 guys and you cant manage 50% overall or recent win rate? What the fuck are these clowns doing over there? (Well, based on the requirement for junior officer, I think we all know what’s occupying MOST of their time.)
So, who is the fearless leader of this ragtag bunch of latent cock suckers?
This guy:
Why are we not surprised? Another epic fail fucktard running a clan of TK’ers for shits and giggles.
Folks, this shit is not hard to find. All it takes is about 15 minutes of looking. Assholes like this have NO BUSINESS playing the game at all. They have, by their actions and words, forfeited any right they had.
They should all be instantly banned. I don’t mean wipe their progress out, let them keep their premiums and let them start over. That shit has been done to death and it hasn’t fixed one god damned thing.
I mean pull the fucking plug on their entire account. Permanently. If they have the money to do it all over again, ban them all over again. I can guaran-god-damn-tee you that they will run out of money a hell of a lot sooner than you get tired of clicking a mouse button.
But I digress…back to the video: Poor Raging__Sloth just sits there, angles a bit for a shot, and then is set upon by cocksucker…sorry, Bilgeebat…for no reason at all other than he’s playing arty. Bilgeebat shoves him around, ramming him over and over, screwing with him non-stop, until eventually he TK’s him.
How Raging__Sloth kept his cool and didn’t retaliate only goes to show the cool cat that he is. Well done, man. You’re a far better man than I am. I would have slugged his ass and blown him clear to fucking Mars.
One more small point before we get to the video: Remember Officer__Doofy? Remember that asshat that started the chat rolling with arty insults? Be sure to pay attention to when that same fucking vaginal mucus splurt starts screaming for help from…wait for it…ARTY!
That’s right. The same cockless dick sucker that insulted arty is the very same shit-for-brains fucktard calling for it to save him. Raging__Sloth couldn’t help him though…because an asshole just like Doofy was too busy fucking with his arty support rather than just playing the god damned game. (Link to replay)
Wow man. Thanks for getting this up so quick. Might need to put an NSFW warning though. Jeez, man! 😉
You’re welcome. And fuck them.
– Thing 1
Wow,,, I admit, I’m not a huge arty fan, but damn!! I don’t treat my own teams Arty like that !!! I get upset when I’m hit by the opposing teams Arty, an I yell ” This sucks”… but shit, I never disrespect my own Arty that’s supporting me in anyway at all. Even if my own Arty verbally yells back at me rudely I never do that to them!!! This guy in this replay needs an ass kicking !! 🙁
That’s the funny part: the same asshole at the start that insults arty is screaming for his help later on. What a douchebag. I can’t help but think that had a little to do with egging on Bigeebat to do the bullshit he did as well.
– Thing 1
Also at the very least, this is an outright “Ban” on the grounds of physics abuse, team killing, team damage, unsportsman like conduct, eula violations, player harassment, etc. It’s atleast a strike ban !! (in-game) If the NA office is not sleeping, and give’s a shit and is doing their job at all? Deplorable game play from this creep. There should be an extra ban for this level of game play, seriously when I think about this. A double ban in regard to the time suspension atleast.
Absolutely. I’ll bet good money this asshole has done this plenty of times before. Minimum 90 day ban is in order. He fucks up again, perma-ban. Fuck him.
– Thing 1
Is the T54 that hard up on good players that scumfucks like that can get moe’s on it?
Yep. Apparently, that is the case.
– Thing 1
As I’ve said before, I’m an artillery main (damned good one too). Fun fact… I’m also one of the best team players around. The whole reason I have so much fun playing arty and stuck with it is that I gave up maining League of Legends as a support main. Basically I make it my job to watch the map and find the guy/flank most in need of supporting fire and hammer away. The point I’m driving at is that in spite of all that this kind of thing is entirely too common. I could tell you stories for days that would curdle your blood.
Hard to tell in the video but it appears to me Bilgeebutt didn’t even get a (-1) next to his name let alone get blued. What’s up with that?
No idea. Has to be some kind of glitch. He exited the game before it finished, so I don’t think all the data is there. If you go to the link to download the replay, you’ll see that there’s no statistics at all on it.
– Thing 1