So, we’re right back to where we started this afternoon, sports fans. This one just came in to us this afternoon from Gomez Adams, and although it’s a World of Warships situation, it’s the same fucking thing always seen in World of Tanks.

To set the stage for this, it’s important to know that Gomez was in the presence of God the Almighty. You just ask him, and I’m sure this fucking stat-whore will tell you that he is, in fact, God.

His name is starwarslego. Here is his stat whore ID card:

Yep. Typical purple people eater. So he’s good. So that gives him the right to be an asshole, right? I mean, if bad players can be assholes, then surely with his godly stats he can be an epic asshole, right?

Well, according to him, yes. But there’s just one problem. Apparently, he’s not that good. Let’s take a look at his “today” action:

Whoa! Look at God the Almighty rocking that 41% win rate!

Wait a tick…does this look familiar to anybody but me? It should. I mean, why is it that every time these  assholes win, they say it’s all their own doing, that it’s THEY who “carry the win” and THEY who are THE ONLY FACTOR IN THEIR WINNING.

But then when they start losing their asses off, the first thing they do is start blaming everybody else.

WHAFUK?!?!

You can’t do that, shit for brains. Because if THEY are responsible for YOU LOSING, that means it is THEY who were also responsible for YOU WINNING; BECAUSE IF YOU were the one responsible for YOUR WINNING, then NOTHING THEY COULD DO WOULD MAKE YOU LOSE.

Read that 10 times and see if it sinks in. It should. That said, moving along –

Now, Gomez does freely admit he (and pretty much the entire team) stunk up the joint. Now, he and 3 others (including Sir Asshole starwarslego) headed right and EVERYBODY else went left. By the time they realized it was 4 of them against the entire enemy fleet and tried to haul ass, it was too late. They got ripped to shreds.

Now, it’s right after Gomez buys the farm that Starwarsfuckhead buys it as well…and the INSTANT he does, he starts crying buckets of tears. Now, who does he blame?

Does he blame Gomez in his North Carolina? Nope.

Does he blame LTKHOUN in his Tirpitz? Nope.

Does he take any responsibility himself? Are you fucking kidding me? He’s a stat whore asshole, of course not.

He goes after a T6 Battleship in the match – the Fuso.

Yea. Sure. Sounds fucking legit.

NOT!!!

Now, I have to give credit where credit is due: Gomez is one of the coolest fucking cats I’ve ever known. How he doesn’t just blow the fuck up and start railing on this asshole is beyond me. I would have gotten chat banned permanently for what I’d have said to this fucker. But old Gomez just keeps it cool.

The results are nothing short of inspiring. So here you go. We pick this up right after the first insult by Starwarsfuckhead at the Fuso. Up to that point, it had been a discussion about RNG.

My personal favorite clips:

Yes, sir! And we are those people and this is our channel.

Now, this one is funny as shit. According to Gomez, they released a half-assed version of XVM not long ago for Warships. Once again, these fucking pricks sold it as “an aide to help them learn” and they said that it wasn’t really to be used “in game”. A lot of players instantly hid their stats the MOMENT this shit hit the scene in protest.

Guess fucking what? Now we know why. Because once again the fucking stat whores are out in force to use it to bash people with and nothing more. It’s always been that way. It will always be that way. Fucking lying pricks.

By the way, shit for brains, here’s his stat card still available from before he turned his stats off which, according to him, was two months ago when that stat whore tool came out:

So fuck you!

And there it is right there. Stat whore brags about winning solo 62% of the time and blames everybody else. The only thing that really makes this funny as hell is that Starwarslego is too fucking stupid to realize that he not only just made a complete asshole of himself, he just single handedly proved that his “SKILL” has nothing to do with his winning. I mean, if it did, he wouldn’t have to be relying on a new player in a bottom tier stock Fuso, would he?

In the end, by his own admission, luck has far more to do with what he gets than his own skill does, because in the end, his own skill wasn’t enough to do jack shit for winning this game…or a shitload of others he’s played lately.

So, after all of this is said and done, how’d he do? I mean, surely Statwarsfuckhead carried the team. Surely he was number one and was let down by EVERYBODY else. Surely, that is the case.

Nope. Not even close.

Fact is, Gomez was right: They all stunk up the joint. Him included. So what does it say that starwarslego was the only one crying rivers over it? It says one thing only:

SELF ABSORBED, NO LIFE, INSECURE, WORTHLESS, MOUTH BREATHING STAT WHORE.