If you’re one of those stat whores that have always accused us of ignoring anybody except so-called “good” players, well…this one is for you.
Although we very rarely come across “bad” players starting all kinds of shit, this one was brought to us once again by Insurrectional Leftist. In the interest of showing that we’re non-partisan when it comes to stats, as shitty as these guys are, we’re putting them up here.
Now, to be fare, the entire game starts off with a bunch of moronic posting from just about everybody. Insurrectional Leftist has a go at Trump. Vauntin has a go at pretty much anything. Stinkybritches simply states that he shit his pants.
We’re not kidding. He did. Here you go:
That takes place just seconds into the game followed by a bunch of other juvenile shit posting by pretty much everybody. Oh well, such is the environment of World of Tanks.
At the time though, none of it is personal. The game progresses in a chaotic fashion as usual with people clicking everywhere, asking support from everybody and in general adding a bunch of useless banter in an already useless game.
Be that as it may, towards the end of the match after Leftist dies by fire, he ask about a certain consumable and ask if it helps stop fires. He gets no answer from anybody, so he ask again.
Then, out of nowhere, stinkybritches just hammers him. Now, stinkybritches had died quite some time before this happened, and hadn’t said a word the entire time. One would think watching the entire replay that he had simply left the match.
Apparently not. He had been waiting for somebody to troll, and he didn’t disappoint. As if that weren’t enough, Vauntin jumps in on the act as well after Leftist informs stinkybritches that he’s going to report him.
It pretty much digresses from there. (Download Replay) Here you go:
Now, the thing about this that has us sitting up taking notice is that it’s not very often we see someone THIS BAD trolling people in game. Normally, it’s more the stat whores insulting you over your stats than anything else. They’re (the stat whores) always on about how it’s the shitty players that do it more, but we’ve not really seen that until now.
For the record, here’s stinkybritches stat tag:
This guy is a personnel officer? Really? It’s about this point we collectively start laughing our asses off…until we look at the shit clan this asshole is a personnel officer of:
“Dance like no ones watching?”
“Love like you’ve never been hurt?”
What is this bullshit – The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy clan?
To take that one step further, check out the commander of this steaming pile of way-too-liquidy shit clan:
I mean, wow. Just fucking wow!
So, this is rare but it simply has to be done: We’re sorry. We’re sorry we didn’t believe you stat whoring sons-of-bitches. We were wrong. You do have just as much an issue with shit clans as the typical solo player does with stat-whore clans.
There. We said it. We’ve covered it. It’s done.
And Vauntin, you stupid fuck: you’re borderline fucktard anyway. Best be careful who you decide to come “help out”. In other words, look before you leap…because on this particular occasion, you landed in a pile of absolute shit.