Well it’s the same old story isn’t it? You start a game and the instant it starts the Nazis and know-it-alls are yelling orders, charging in, dying and then blaming everybody else for everything. When they win it’s all down to their so called skill. When they lose it’s all your fault and the rest of the teams fault.
Same story every single game isn’t it? This one is no different. The game was a total loss at the start with everybody going every which way.
But you do what you can and move on to the next game. Unless your a Nazi or a know-it-all asshole.
The first to die? The Nazi JosephSchultz of GSH. He yolo’d in full bore, got off one shot and died instantly. Then of course he says this:
Yeah. All everybody else’s fault.
A few seconds later, steputon of Wonka, who was commanding everybody from the moment the countdown began until the moment the game ended, was next to die. He just drove around in circles commanding people, then died. Then insulted me after I said, “Says the Nazi” after the above insult.
Of course he went on to talk shit. They always do. So what happened? How did he do? Did he carry the team to victory with all his skill?
WOW!!! I’m SO DAMN GLAD he was on my team! Look at those MAD SKILLS!!!
And of course the Nazi was almost equally as impressive:
Well at least he actually hit somebody and did something in those 30 seconds he lived.
Better than I can say for steputon.
edited for formatting, replay link and images by Thing 1