Folks, mark your calendars for this date in history as this is rare. VERY rare. We are here today not to once again show Wargaming’s asshattery and general fuckups. Today, it’s different. Today, and this pains me to say it so much that I’ll all cap it – brace yourselves, folks, because this is epic:
WE ARE HERE TODAY TO DEFEND WARGAMING!
That’s right, folks. That is NOT a typo. That’s why we’re here today. What’s more, we’re going to bash the flying fuck out of Ritagamer’s (Rita Sorbal, that worthless bitch) Status Report, that worthless fucking shithole site that rarely gets anything right for fucking this TOTALLY up.
Now, this whole thing started over a simple forum giveaway. CabbageMechanic, the new 5th alt account CSR/Forum admin/Community Manager, posted this on the main World of Tanks forum:
We are going old-school with these premium classics that have been around since the launch World of Tanks with a Classic Tank Show. Check out the American T34, Germany’s Löwe, and the Russian IS-6. We will be giving away 5 classic tank bundles along with making the bundle available in the shop. Want to win this retro lineup? All you have to do is comment with what tank you think should be considered a classic. Contest ends at midnight on Wednesday, August 30th PT.
(emphasis on giving away by Thing 1)
Now, everybody needs to read what I’m about to type very, very carefully:
THIS IS NOT A MISSION.
THIS IS A GIVEAWAY.
Keep that in mind the rest of the way, folks.
All you had to do to enter was type in the name of a tank. That was it. It was, in effect, a free raffle and nothing more. So the question then becomes, “why would you enter a raffle to win something you already have?”
One word, folks: GREED.
Absolute fucking greed. You already have the shit, but rather than give it a miss and let someone win it that doesn’t have it, you’re going to fuck up their chances because you just can’t stand anybody but you getting anything at all.
Now, that is bad enough. But what happens next is just fucking laughable:
After Avalon304 wins a FREE GIVEAWAY, he points out that he already has all three tanks and wants the gold instead which is, according to him and Ritabitches Status Report, their standard policy.
NO, IT IS NOT THIER STANDARD POLICY
YOU SHIT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKTARDS.
When it comes to giveaways, Wargaming has NEVER, EVER given away gold as compensation if you already have the tank. Fucking EVER.
Remember all the free T1 and T2 premium tanks they gave away nearly every anniversary? Did you get gold for that shit if you already had it?
So what in God’s name makes anybody think they’re going to get over 30,000 gold as a giveaway?
So needless to say, CabbageMechanic is caught between a rock and a hard place. That said, CM does offer up the next best thing: Three T8 premiums that Avalon304 didn’t have.
How about that, folks? Now THAT is a good deal, right?
FUCK NO!!! OF COURSE NOT!!!
Avalon304, the greedy little fuck, wants three limited tanks that they don’t even sell. He wants:
T44-100, ISU 130 and the Chieftain T95
How fucking greedy can you get? He demands three tanks NOBODY has the ability to buy in exchange for three tanks ANYBODY can buy. What’s more, he’s DEMANDING those tanks FOR FUCKING FREE!!!
Can you believe that mother-fucking shit? What a BIBLICAL ASSHOLE!!!
Needless to say, there’s no goddamned way Wargaming is going to do that, but guess what they finally DO offer.
They finally offer him the T44-100 and credit compensation for the other two tanks. Not fucking bad I would say. I mean, IT WAS FUCKING FREE!!!
So all of this shit-storm was caused by greed. I mean, this was a GIVEAWAY, not A MISSION. What did Avalon304 actually do to “earn” all this shit anyway? Did he have to write a thesis? Take out the garbage? Breath heavily through his mouth (which is what he does naturally), lick windows (again, which he does naturally)?
Nope. Nothing of the sort. This is what he did to get all this, folks:
That’s it, folks. For that he could have had any regularly available T8 Premium Tanks he wanted. ANY OF THEM.
But that’s not enough. You see, this douchebag wants what only very limited people have. He want’s shit he never earned to begin with. He wants the ultimate special shit some guys and gals worked their ass off for just given to him for that post.
HOW FUCKING DOUCHBAG CAN YOU GET?
He tops it. He goes running over to Ritabitch crying like the little spoiled brat he is.
How much more stupid than that can you get?
Well, apparently, it can be topped by Rita’s Status Report. Those stupid fuckers don’t even know the difference between a MISSION and a GIVEAWAY. They are two completely different things, you stupid fucks. One takes effort, time, challenge, skill, some luck and in most cases some help. The other, nothing. Nothing at all. You copy and paste a link and type one or two words and that’s it.
So they jump on Avalon304’s bandwagon of douchbaggery and type up this bullshit article.
They actually post the MISSION PAGE and say it’s the policy for FREE GIVEAWAYS. God damnit man!
LEARN TO READ YOU STUPID FUCKERS!
We know Rita didn’t graduate high school, but frankly this makes her look like she never made it out of kindergarten.
Now, BEFORE ALL THIS SHIT WENT DOWN, Wargaming would compensate people who completed MISSIONS for a premium tank with the gold equivalent if they already had the tank.
THAT WAS FOR MISSIONS. THERE NEVER, EVER WAS ANY SUCH POLICY FOR FREE GIVEAWAY’S. EVER.
But guess what, folks? Thanks to Avalon304’s fucking greed, and Rita’s Status Reports blatant, wanton stupidity, Wargaming have now COMPLETELY DONE AWAY WITH MISSION COMPENSATION.
That’s right, folks. NO MORE GOLD FOR ANYBODY FOR ANYTHING.
So, the next mission you come across where you think about doing it so you can get that gold for some Free XP or to camo a few new tanks you’ve added to your garage, don’t bother.
Thanks to these two douchbags and their greed and stupidity, you’re not going to get anything ever again but credits.