Well, folks, here it comes so brace yourselves and gird up your loins! Since World of Tanks has released a line of products for your gaming experience (we’re NOT shitting here, folks – they have) we figured it was high time for us to release some of our own.
Here is the add for the official World of Tanks products:
Told you we weren’t fucking kidding.
Well, that said, our products are going to be a bit different. Our products will be sponsored in part by the very players of the game. That’s right, you too will be able to capture the pure essence of some of the very players featured on this site.
We here at EWOT take our products seriously! We’ve gone to great lengths and left no stone, used tissue, blow-up doll, furry costume, powered apparatus and other unspeakable items used by these players unturned to capture their pure, unadulterated gaming essence for your pleasure!
Stay tuned as products will appear as they are researched, developed and manufactured right here at EWOT!