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Uberdice Ultimate Douchebag Body Wash

Ladies and Gentlemen, EWOT Products is proud to present Uberdice Ultimate Douchebag Body Wash! We worked in close contact with none other than Khalil Amilbangsa, who is none other than Uberdice himself to capture the PURE essence of full-blown, second-to-none, ULTIMATE douchebag!

This wash is GUARANTEED to make you:

  • Talk like
  • Act like
  • Feel like
  • Dress like
  • Look like

the ULTIMATE douchebag that deep down you know you really are! Don’t think so? Well, don’t take our word for it! Here’s Khalil himself to prove how effective Ultimate Douchebag Body Wash really is:

Dress like a douchebag:

Stand around alone like a know-it-all douchebag:

Grin like an “I just swallowed a mouth-full of jizz” douchebag:

Yes, folks, YOU TOO can be a full-blown, over-the-top, ULTIMATE Douchebag!


Supplies are limited. Limit one per customer. No dealers. Price subject to change without notice.

This Post Has 6 Comments

  1. Gomez_Adams

    LMAO!!! That is just too funny!

  2. Thing 1

    Glad you like it. We’re going to have a fucking ball with this shit. I’ve got 4 others in the works already but I’m hanging on to them to release them one by one.

  3. Speedy_DePalma

    You should send one of those photos to that “roast me” subreddit.

  4. Thing 1

    Man, I don’t do reddit. I hate reddit. It’s the most unorganized cluster-fuck of a site I’ve ever come across.

  5. Gomez_Adams

    I’ve never cared for Reddit either. It reminds me of the old relay chat that used to be popular back in the late 80’s to early 90’s.

  6. Insurrectional_Leftist

    Holy Smokes !! 😉 That’s some powerful stuff ! That Douche potion exlisor right there is like beyond personality altering make over ! We are liable to get slammed with orders from Wot Labs and beyond. We need that old slogan, “ get some while supplies last”

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