IT’S HUGE!!!
IT’S STUPENDOUS!!!
IT’S UNSTOPPABLE!!!
IT’S THE TRUMP TYPE 59
Yes, folks, you are not dreaming! WarFailing has teamed up with EWOT and is re-releasing the Type 59 on the North American Server for your trolling pleasure!
Don’t let the comb-over fool you, that hair is DYNAMITE!!!
Unlike the Black line of tanks that, sorry to say, were the same fucking tank without a paint job on it, the TRUMP line of tanks adds 415mm of AquaNet powered armor to your tank making it invincible from all attacks!
You can feel free to roam the map with impunity and pew-pew the flying fuck out of everybody with complete autonomy.
So get your TRUMP Type 59 today!
Only $4,540.00
Or SAVE HUGE BUCKS by ordering our bundle!!!
For only $9,550.00 you get:
- TRUMP Type 59
- 7 days premium with an absolute guarantee that the server will actually be up for at least one of those days.
What a savings!!! So don’t be an asshole!!! Order your low cost, big savings Trump Type 59 TODAY!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now that is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. LMAO! Nice one!
Wow, I too can look like a privileged stuck up Unicum in my type 59, but on better in my Trump Type 59 !! Wow, I will be in the Super in Crowd! I can say anything I want in chat no matter how vulgar and people will like it too. They’ll cheer me, and women will me grab them by the **** ( I’ll bring my tic tacs ) And everyone will be loyal to me. And CHINA will love me.
I’m ordering about 10 of them, my most loyal friends will get them as gifts! 🙂 They’ll be blasting people in a battle near you.