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The Three Little Fucktards – A World of Tanks Story

Well, folks, here we go again. (I know, it just NEVER fucking ends, does it?) As this is the first story done on the new site, we thought it would be great to do a proper story. We’re going old school on this shit, so grab yourself the drink of your choice, settle in, get comfy, and enjoy our short fairy tale of:

The Three Little Fucktards

Once upon a time, there were three little fucktards –

Mamma Fucktard (Played by YOU_PEOPLE)

Daddy Fucktard (Played by Sully83)

and Baby Fucktard (Played by sirpaddy)

Now, one day, these three little fucktards went out for a game of World of Tanks and ran into Noobylocks (played by S1lv3rDrag0n).

Now, apparently, Noobylocks wasn’t playing up to the “high standards” of the three little fucktards in that game…

So when the three little fucktards met up with Noobylocks the very next game, they decided to use their family group to TK Noobylocks right at the start of the game.

The End


Now folks, this is the same kind of bullshit that has gone on not for weeks, not for months, but for FUCKING YEARS! This is exhibit A on how the automated system doesn’t work. It allows three man platoons to use combined damage to TK people and then go on their merry little way.

If YOU_PEOPLE hadn’t been such a utter, complete fucking douchebag, and not shot yet another teammate as a Parthian shot when people started complaining about their fucktardery, he would have rolled on out of this just like his buddies did without any penalty whatsoever.

This is why a game absolutely MUST HAVE game moderators. Without someone actually LOOKING at what the fuck is happening, there is simply no god damned way you can prevent shit like this.

There are many reasons this game went to shit and is on its last legs as we speak, but this kind of bullshit is in the top 10 as to why. It’s been going on FOREVER and not one single thing has EVER been done about it.

And it never will. (Not while Wargaming North America is still in charge, that is.)

 

Replay supplied by Insurrectional_Leftist. Original replay link.

This Post Has 28 Comments

  1. Gomez_Adams

    Typical.

    Odd how they all spawned right next to each other as well. For some strange reason, I’m always on the other side of the group at spawn from anybody I platoon with.

  2. Sully83

    Love it! hats off for the story telling man, WOT every lets you down, you know for damn sure you always got children’s books you can write to fall back on, now i have been in my fair share of battles, and can tell you right now, ive yet to go in one and have three guys t’k a guy right off the hop for no reason, maybe just maybe there are two sides to the story, and maybe despite what everyone thinks the lil cock smoker deserved it? not saying it was right of us to fuck the team by taking a top tier heavy out, should never team kill, it is bad, 🙁 but fuck , it is a game, and shit happens, and be fucking damned if im going to wait hundred plus battles to see the fucker on the red team, just so happened he popped up on our team, and he took his licks, love your little WG bashing hate site though, its romantic as fuck, and im glad i get to be daddy bear, know deep down you look up to me as a father figure, and im sorry i let you down son, ill try harder to be a proper role model for you, and look forward to reading more of your stories down the road,

    Much Love
    Sully83

  3. Thing 1

    Nice wall of text you stupid, fucking, illiterate bastard.

    There is never, ever a reason to TK someone in a game, asshole. Ever. You three fucktards should be permabanned. End of story. I don’t care what the guy did the fucking game before – you should have reported him for it and moved on.

    But nooooooo…you gotta be an asshole.

  4. Sully83

    Awwww, someone salty this morning??????

    Nope.

    gtfo here kid,

    Get the fuck out here, kid? Where is ‘out here’? Or does that mean Get The Fudge Over Here Kid because you’re a pedophile?

    go back to wearing pink t-shirts and monitoring the hallways you little whinny bitch,

    I have no idea what that even means. It does sound like you’re the fucking authority on it though.

    you and your wargaming hate site are a fucking joke,

    And yet here you are taking time out of your day to post on it trying to defend your asshole attitude and fucktardery. Go figure.

    its a fucking game, get over it,

    Says the asshat that TK’d a guy in a game for no reason. You obviously didn’t “get over it”, whatever the “it” was that he did. Why should I get over your fucktardery?

    sit here and bash developers, whin about the players, bitch about there money grab prem packs you cant afford, and every other little piece of the game that you can whin about,

    Pal, the only one whining like a little bitch here is you. And you even suck at that.

    your all a bunch of sheep that look for what ever you can to complain about and talk shit about, get a fucking life goofs, little kids that hate life and have to find the negative in everything and than complain like little prissy bitchs cause life aint fair and the world owes you something, get the fuck outta here, all a bunch of sandy vagina’s in search of wargamings cock up your ass, get fucked, cry some more you lil twats, world owes you fuck all , and i for one enjoy this game to much to be worried about some little bitchs and their hurt fucking feelings

    You sound really, really, really upset little fucktard. Might want to go seek some professional fucking help for not only your bad temper, but your complete and total lack of grammatical ability.

    Seriously, dude…you’re a fucking idiot. You prove it every time you try to post.

    – Thing 1

    smootches bitchs

    :*

    much love 🙂

    Right back at you, pedophile.

  5. Insurrectional_Leftist

    Well, I guess that explains a lot about the behavior in game doesn’t it? My goodness, these guys really do deserve each other don’t they? 😉

    Edited to embed image by Thing 1

  6. Thing 1

    Yep. Match made in the hell that is their mamma’s basement.

  7. Gomez_Adams

    What gets me is that everybody on the forum always says, “never shoot greens” like they have the patience of Job and are all rule abiding people.

    Then you see them do this. Regularly. Over and over again.

    Then you see them on the forum right now crying rivers over being called out on it saying it’s all lies.

    The video doesn’t lie. They flat out TK’d that poor guy at the start for no reason at all. That is undeniable fact.

    Yet still they claim to be a victim and say over and over that everybody else needs to “get over it” while they make a multi-page thread crying about it.

    The hypocrisy just never, ever ends, does it?

  8. Thing 1

    Fuck no it doesn’t dude. Right now there are 53 people viewing this shit too. As far as I’m concerned, it’s all good. They just upped our ratings even higher the stupid fucks.

    Funny the fucking asshole didn’t mention WHY he was on this site and what he did to get here. He very conveniently left that fucking little tidbit out…like the fucking punk-ass bitch he is.

  9. Insurrectional_Leftist

    Oh man, the hysterics of those losers over there!! Not one of them care what these fail rods did in game breaking the EULA. They set over there making tons of false allegations. Needing each other for courage, because they cannot stand by themselves alone! Like grinning little coyotes.

    Playing arm chair generals over a loser, who team kills, and his butt is hurt that he got called out… Oh the humanity of it.

    The more they do this, the stronger they advertise us!! They reveal what sorted bunch they really are.

  10. Insurrectional_Leftist

    cloudwalkr, Now there is a real piece of work right there! There is a real sour toxic mine right there that could use some attitude adjusting you know?

  11. Thing 1

    I saw that. He’s a fucking moron. We use the same exact login that Wargaming uses. We don’t have access to anything they enter AT ALL. It’s the same API that XVM, Wotlabs, Wargaming…every fucking body uses.

    Some assholes still keep trying to log in through the WordPress portal that we don’t even fucking use. It’s deactivated for this site. They are told flat out NOT to EVER enter anything into that applet. We’ve written fucking stories and pages about it. God damn how fucking stupid are these assholes?

    So I guess we’re also pulling off all the clan hacks as well, eh? I mean shit, they’ve been hacking each other to fucking death for years so why not blame us for it.

    It’s fucking unreal the stupidity of those dumb fucks. Especially Striker. Fucker says we “made shit up” about him. THEY’RE HIS FUCKING WORDS!!!

    I mean god fucking damnit man!

  12. Insurrectional_Leftist

    And look at this dumb ass Leathalhavoc again, ” A good lawsuit and around 30 years of working to pay it off is all that’s needed here. Did anyone tell the victim about this yet? I’m sure any number of lawyers would be willing to jump on this.”

    All these dumb fucks, think they are Attorneys, and they don’t know shit !! Wargaming has sent their Attorney’s to this website, and they fucking left! And found no evidence of Doxxing, or anything else illegal.

    Why don’these BSing, basement punks finally throw down and do something? You know why” Cause their stupid! Broke! Don’t know what the fuck their talking about! Don’t know shit about the law! They don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground !”

    I mean this fucking ridiculous, “Not one fucking one of those jack asses from Labs, the NA forum, or else where has come here with a Lawyer except for Jay Cohen on a wild Goose chase! And what happen? FUCKING NOTHING !

    And these clowns think they are going sue us? Get real you idiots ! The only thing those guys are going to do is steam up the NA forum walls until mold grows, and it begins to stink over there, talking about how their going to sue someone, while they talk BS all day/night with their lotion bottles in their hands. OMG, it don’t get any better you know?

  13. Insurrectional_Leftist

    And consider this: “Their setting over there on the NA forum discussing this site which the blacked out the website from being posted on the forum ( via web link ) But, yet they are allowing it to go on for pages on end, because, it’s how desperate they are for entertainment over there these days! They want everyone banned, but then they can’t replace what’s missing once it’s gone! They absolutely can’t stand it! They are so full of themselves, and when someone finally points out the clarity of their miserable existence, and the confines of the dysfunctionality of what they have created, everyone suddenly pays attention, and come’s back to live again! Then, they become utterly resentful of the fact, and start the cycle all over again.

    They just can’t help being who they are! If they can’t bottle it they try to kill it.

  14. Thing 1

    They’re just letting it go hoping you or anybody else that visits here will defend the site so they can perma-ban them/you.

    It’s the same assholes doing the same shit they’ve been doing for years. Nothing new.

  15. Beornotns

    That was horrible. There is no reason to shoot a green player… I just… I don’t get it…

  16. Thing 1

    Of course he shouldn’t. But guess what: He’s over on the main WoT forum crying his ass off about HIM being the victim and us being the bad guy.

    Check it out for yourself.

  17. Zeedox

    That threads got more salt then an arty victim.

  18. Thing 1

    LMMFAO!!!

    Yeah it does man. And the funny part of it all is that he’s the fucking team killing asshole. Nobody bothers to talk about that at all.

    Bunch of fucking hypocrites.

  19. Thing 1

    As predicted, they just deleted the thread.

    But I do appreciate all the free advertising they gave us while it lasted.

  20. Beornotns

    They just deleted the thread right after someone said it (here) was a site worthy of a read.

  21. PrinzEugen85

    No such thing as bad press.

  22. Scorpiany

    Bad press can exist. In my opinion, it’s silly to think otherwise. Customers make decisions based upon reviews of products, and products that the company hyped up can easily flop if consumers say it’s not all that it is claimed to be. That being said, even bad press can bring traffic and popularity to sites / companies that previously were not heard of, and “bad press” can be very beneficial. Milo Minneapolis for example, only became more popular after people tried to silence his speeches. So it can go both ways.

    As for the assholes in the video – Those people exist sadly, and always try to justify their actions. There are so many jackasses like that, it’d be practically impossible to keep count. I’ve gotten team killed so many times from the start of the battle for just about every reason under the sun. “I don’t like the tank you’re playing!” “Your stats are too high, you must be hacking!” “You said Good luck have fun everyone! I want to be an asshole and make you regret saying that” “You didn’t help me shoot this enemy” “You shot this enemy too much and did too well, obviously it’s your fault I didn’t get any damage out”.

    Hey, want a laugh? Check this masterpiece out. I think it’s my all-time favorite thing I’ve ever read in battle chat.

    Battle Chat Laugh

    Edited to embed image by Thing 1

  23. Thing 1

    What the ever loving fuck?!?!

  24. Scorpiany

    That’s what I wanted to know when I saw that, holy shit! Those are some… “Creative” insults right there! I worry for their sanity.

  25. Thing 1

    Ditto!

  26. Insurrectional_Leftist

    🙁 We really can’t have nice things can we ? It’s always some one you know?

  27. Rafalefighter47

    I found this website in hopes that what I believed about WOT was true. I thought I was crazy, but half of me knew I was not. So nice to see normal people on the internet who are on the same page as I. There’s a ton of delusional idiots who insist that the game is fine. I’ve read some of your articles and I agree with you 100%! Thank you, Thing 1, for further opening my eyes. That said, the three stooges in this video I found funny, not because of the misfortune they caused, it’s because of what they were thinking. In addition, I found some of the Warpack cheats to be outright hilarious! I’m against cheating, and I’ll be honest, here, I’m an average player who is a real late bloomer, if you know what I mean. Anyway, I have an average Wn8 after 10.5k battles but under 11,000. Better late than never. Thanks again for exposing the truth about World of Tanks Thing 1, I really appreciate you opening my eyes a lot further!

  28. Thing 1

    You’re welcome!

    And it’s not just me, pal. It’s a group effort. Many of these stories are brought to us by others, we just put them up for all to see.

    I do add my two cents though. Call it “creative license” if you want. 🙂

    Welcome aboard. If you just found the place you have a shit ton of back log reading to do.

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