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Cool story WarGaming. I’ll just add that to my 24 other Warning Points, Strikes & whatever else you call them. I guess that makes #25 now?

So, what kind of terrible, godawful post did I make to receive this honor you may ask? Sit your ass down, nice and comfortable – We’re in for a ride.

After having an already bad week, and frankly bad month of playing this godawful game, with trolls running around rampant and team killers doing everything they can to make sure that nobody can have fun… I encounter these two special snowflakes.

The first individual is reptidex4. He’s special, but wasn’t that determined of an asshole. He was the “I’m going to whine, bitch and be a dick at the start of the battle, but then shutup and actually play the game” kind of asshole.

(Sorry for the blurred names… I specifically blurred them to avoid a Forum strike, but… Well… It’s WarGaming. Where accountability is non-existent, and trolling is practically encouraged by the complete and utter inaction by Customer Support, the moderation team, or… Well… Anyone else who works at that company. Also, I’m too damn lazy to crop them again.)

Someone on our team made a comment about our Type 64’s 3-mark, and he was fairly impressed by it… reptidex4 on the other hand… He had something else to say.

JPanther, I know we just dealt with noobwargamer and all, but c’mon man… Not everyone who has a 3-mark is using WarPack. And of course, this is how he starts his battle after his little bout of whining.

Alright Scorp, we see salty players every day. That’s not special. Alright, that’s fair enough. It just wasn’t the world’s greatest start to the battle either, you know? Or actually, maybe it was – Considering the Thunderbolt on our team.

Ladies and gentleman, or whatever other shit you identify with… Drumroll please… Let us introduce to you Torque969!!!

CONGRATULATIONS MY FRIEND. YOU HAVE WON THE WRONG END OF THE GENETIC LOTTERY. YOU ARE A PRECIOUS SPECIMEN, OF HUMAN EVOLUTION BEGINNING TO GO BACKWARDS.

May I ask how in the actual fuck someone shoots me 8 times without getting banned? He even shoots my dead corpse afterwards!

Brilliant Torque969 in the Thunderbolt on my team for reasons I can’t understand begins shooting me, over and over again after I kill a T20 on the enemy team.

Shell #1… And shell #2…

And again… This time he misses and hits the ground.

…And again… Shell #4…

Think he’s done there? Think again! Shell #5…

Keep in mind, he’s completely screwing my tracks over with these shells too. I need to be driving forwards to help the team and to not die to arty… Not get shot over and over by someone going backwards in the evolutionary chain.

Go back to fucking your own family tree you inbred asshole. Shell #6.

And again. Mommy, this AMX CDA stole my damage against the T20! Help me kill him! That will show him! Next time he won’t dare shoot enemy tanks!

HOW CAN YOU SHOOT ME SO MANY TIMES WITHOUT GETTING BANNED. GET BANNED ALREADY.

HOW. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN. Of course fucking arty one-shots me, because it’s a skill-based game mechanic that adds so much to the game.

Why do I play this godawful game anymore?

What is the point? I log in to try and have fun, and there’s ALWAYS someone who’ll do their very best to ruin it.

I can’t stand this playerbase. And I really can’t stand the fact that WarGaming doesn’t give a flying monkey’s rear I can send a ticket to Customer Support all I want – THEY WON’T BAN THEM. They’ll give you a copy-paste response that they pulled out of their ass, telling you how well and effective the in-game banning system is.

Screw this game.

There you have it folks. Proof that:
1) WarGaming’s automatic team damage system is broken as shit, because bounces / module damage hardly counts against a player
2) Artillery will always fuck you over the moment you stop thinking about
3) Monkeys really can play World of Tanks.

Too bad WarGaming doesn’t give a flying shit. They’ll remove the Thread, they’ll give me a ban and in general just do everything they can to hide anything wrong with the game.

It’s especially sad when WarGaming’s Customer Support willingly lies to your face about their policies. Little do they realize, that I’ve had many inside peeks into how they operate. I know when you’re bullshitting to me. And I certainly don’t appreciate their malicious attempts to fuck me over. More on that later, in my next post… It will be about WG’s godawful joke and a half that they call “Customer Support”.

Why do I still play this game, you may ask… Truth be told, I still enjoy it. Despite all the shit that goes on, and despite my increasing spite for WarGaming, I still (usually) have fun when I log on for the day. I just ignore the douchebags & trolls, and move on. I still like the thrill of carrying a match when I’m outnumbered, I still enjoy shooting tanks to shit.

It’s kind of sad really. WarThunder’s tanks really didn’t do it for me, and while I enjoyed Armored Warfare, I still preferred World of Tanks. It’s just a fucking shame that there are so many incompetent policies at WarGaming. They have terrible communication with their playerbase, they prefer to sweep issues under the rug instead of addressing them, and their own departments are a mess which struggle with basic communication between one-another. Not to mention that they overly rely on interns with no clue what they’re doing for much of their Customer Support team, moderation team and various other groups within the company.

Well, there you have it folks. The fucking roller coaster.