Ever wanted to know how to get a 34% Win Rate in your tanks, prove yourself to be completely and utterly mentally challenged, and a racist troll all in one battle? We’re in for a real treat!
Today’s guest of honor is drunkmunkey32! How does he perform this impressive feat of skill and mastery? Well, let me show you!
Step 1: Spawn top Tier.
Step 2: Find a bush in the back of the fucking map in your top Tier medium tank
Step 3: Sit still while I farm the ever living fuck out of your tank.
I genuinely thought that I was fighting against a fucking bot at this point.
Step 4: Have accomplished absolutely fucking nothing, having done 0 damage, spotting, or anything else remotely of use.
Step 5: Send me a message calling me a “hacking nigger”.
Step 6: Continue to throw a fit with baseless insults because of your absolutely asinine incompetence.
I’m absolutely speechless.
I honestly would have thought that I was fighting against a bot. Top Tier medium that goes into a bush, then sits still in the bush for the rest of the battle despite getting shot repeatedly…
But then to not only claim hacks, but to begin spewing a slew of vile insults at me for your own gross incompetence?
Fucking hell, he must be the kind of person that actually thinks it’s a good idea to eat those fucking Tide pods.