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Average Joe vs. Stat Whore

Just got this in on the email, folks. Now, to set the stage for this you have to get into the mid set of what always happens in nearly every fucking game of World of Tanks: you do what you can, the team ultimately fails, the stat whores look for somebody to blame via XVM.

It’s been the MO of this piece of shit game for years now. That said, I’m just going to copy and paste the email sent in to us with my commentary in red. Here are the players:

The Average Joe: leukorrhea in a mostly stock T7 Panther.

The Stat Whore: Sockamusprime in a fully developed T8 Pershing.

Sockamusprime (2:10:35 PM) cause you did so much. yea.
Sockamusprime (2:10:53 PM) they had a 2 mark batchatr still in the game dumbass.

leukorrhea (2:10:55 PM) odd, somehow i got 3rd in exp
leukorrhea (2:11:07 PM) must be magic or something
leukorrhea (2:11:26 PM) you should blame wargaming for that, totally not fair i got 3rd in experience while being bottom teir and nearly stock

Sockamusprime (2:11:26 PM) and less than 1k dmg (With a gun that has a max damage rating of 135.)
Sockamusprime (2:11:40 PM) wow. you spotted . (Which is part of a medium tanks job, especially a stock one with the 7.5cm L70 on it, but let’s not let that get in the way of our stat whoring.)

leukorrhea (2:11:54 PM) that was a mix of tracking and spotting

Sockamusprime (2:12:02 PM) firing a fucking derp you dumbass (Wrong. Jackass.)

leukorrhea (2:12:03 PM) but you knew that of course

Sockamusprime (2:12:13 PM) you can track anything wiht a derp

leukorrhea (2:12:15 PM) oddly, i still was able to pen
leukorrhea (2:12:18 PM) magic

Sockamusprime (2:12:24 PM) with a derp!
Sockamusprime (2:12:27 PM) wow. you are retarded (He’s not the retard, jackass. That’s painfully obvious with that statement.)

leukorrhea (2:12:31 PM) indeed

Sockamusprime (2:12:51 PM) you know whats really funny?

leukorrhea (2:12:56 PM) somehow i retardedly placed 3rd, while you were roughly 7th
leukorrhea (2:13:02 PM) my erection
leukorrhea (2:13:04 PM) it’s hilarious
leukorrhea (2:13:09 PM) you shuld see it

Sockamusprime (2:13:17 PM) 21k games ans still knows sweet fuck all (Says the guy that just claimed a derp gun that wasn’t even being used can pen anything. Sounds legit.)

leukorrhea (2:13:32 PM) sweet fuck all
leukorrhea (2:13:38 PM) is that something i find in a porn shop?

Sockamusprime (2:13:42 PM) love how you try adn pad yoru stats with arty ahd tds and yet still hase shit (Pad stats in arty? WTF?!?! And for the record: you play almost as many TD’s as he does. Jackass.)

leukorrhea (2:13:44 PM) cause i’d be totally be down
leukorrhea (2:13:48 PM) lets make a trip of it

Sockamusprime (2:14:19 PM) hey twat waffle. they are called marks of excellence and masteries.. try and get some
Sockamusprime (2:14:48 PM) or high calibers or top guns. or eeally just anything. (Yes. Because your individual achievments that mean nothing really help win the battle. Jackass.)

leukorrhea (2:14:58 PM) lol (I couldn’t agree more.)

Sockamusprime (2:15:02 PM) less games.. twice the stats. thast whats sad numpty (How exactly does 2% overall win rate difference and same range recent Wn8 equate to double the stats? Jackass.)

leukorrhea (2:15:07 PM) i remember when i couldn’t connect the dots
leukorrhea (2:15:13 PM) i think i was 3 or 4 at the time

Sockamusprime (2:15:20 PM) that was yesterday

leukorrhea (2:15:31 PM) nah, that was about 2 years ago
leukorrhea (2:15:34 PM) now i’m 6
leukorrhea (2:15:35 PM) anda half

Sockamusprime (2:15:40 PM) yeal.=
Sockamusprime (2:15:45 PM) obviously
Sockamusprime (2:15:49 PM) youre just a never was (At least he’s not a fail, stat whoring jackass. Jackass.)

leukorrhea (2:16:04 PM) gotcha

Sockamusprime (2:16:46 PM) nuff said (On your part, most definitely. Normally, one must frequent a mental ward to meet one of your stature. Jackass.)

leukorrhea (2:17:57 PM) i think you may have mis appropriated various values as well as mis assesed perceptions

Sockamusprime (2:23:22 PM) or try and sound smart when basic math tells otherwise? oh wait thats you
Sockamusprime (2:23:47 PM) hey english lit. math dont lie (No, it certainly doesn’t. But your interpretation of it most certainly does. Jackass.)

leukorrhea (2:24:25 PM) *insert statement that makes me feel superior, point out problems with statistical analysis and items missing within the stats*
leukorrhea (2:24:37 PM) and no, i was not an english lit major, but do go on (Did you really have to ask him to do that at this juncture?)

Sockamusprime (2:29:45 PM) are you retarded? like seriously. youre trying to sound smart but then you obvioulsy have no fuckign clue wtf you are talking about.
Sockamusprime (2:30:10 PM) i pointed no problems with any stats. holy fuck youre stupid
Sockamusprime (2:31:08 PM) oh. lemme guess! if you cant beat them.. confuse the fuck out of them. right! i read that in a garfield too once! (Well, that explains where you got your education. Garfield. Brilliant. Jackass.)

leukorrhea (2:31:56 PM) “you can’t do basic math (pointing to stats)” “oh jesus you’re stupid i wasn’t talking about stats”
leukorrhea (2:32:19 PM) it appears as though you are running circles around yourself

Sockamusprime (2:32:23 PM) let me explain then. Hey twatwaffle. you obviously have no idea wtf you are doing. Your stats are shit compared to mine and i have less games. you play like a numpty and it shows. (You keep saying his stats are shit when most of yours are in the same range. I don’t think stats work like you think they work. Jackass.)

leukorrhea (2:32:46 PM) and here the subject circles yet again (No shit. I’m getting sea sick just reading this shit.)

Sockamusprime (2:33:04 PM) how can i make this more simple for the retards in this conversation..
Sockamusprime (2:33:17 PM) there is no subject circle dumbass
Sockamusprime (2:33:29 PM) you suck. me good. stfu cause you aint got shit. (Are you fucking Tarzan now?!?!)
Sockamusprime (2:33:33 PM) shall i go on? (No. Please. Enough. Jackass.)

leukorrhea (2:33:34 PM) it is like a vinyl record, but with only 1 groove
leukorrhea (2:33:52 PM) i am certain you have yourself convinced

Sockamusprime (2:34:01 PM) wow..obviously a woman (He’s having a go at the women now. Jackass.)
Sockamusprime (2:34:21 PM) “cant grasp basic concepts” check (Insulting to women.)
Sockamusprime (2:34:29 PM) cant understand math – check (Insulting to women.)
Sockamusprime (2:34:46 PM) tries to sound smart but is stupid – check (Insulting to women.)
Sockamusprime (2:34:51 PM) yup. thats you. (Ummm, no.)
Sockamusprime (2:35:17 PM) or shall you try and distract from the main points yet again? (You mean that you are obviously a complete failure with women so you belittle and insult them over stats in a free-to-play pixel tank game so you can feel better about your fucking failed and miserable life? Jackass.)

leukorrhea (2:40:15 PM) i’m not sure you recall what the original claim was
leukorrhea (2:40:46 PM) though you had a couple of quickly crafted strawmen that i had some fun with, using mostly non sequitors to reply with

Sockamusprime (2:42:11 PM) yea. me being full of hot air when i said get on the cap cause the game wasnt won. you boasting how you were 3rd in XP while i was 7th. me saying congrats for sitting there derping things when i did 1.5x your damage and actually pushed the enemy. me calling you a bitch for doing nothing. shall i go on. (Again, please, no. Jackass.)

leukorrhea (2:44:39 PM) if i always compare my good qualities to bad qualities of another, i will always look good
leukorrhea (2:45:10 PM) you still missed the original claim you made

Sockamusprime (2:50:40 PM) definitely a woman wow.. (Definitely a fail chauvinist pig. Wow. Jackass.)
Sockamusprime (2:51:00 PM) then tell me… use youre wonderful powers

leukorrhea (2:54:56 PM) you’re smart, i’m sure you can figure it out (You can’t be serious.)
leukorrhea (2:55:34 PM) you should probably also use the handy replay option; so you can see what both parties had said, as opposed to the one you apparently have created

Sockamusprime (2:58:59 PM) lol YOU dont even know! lol Cause i fucking remember! lol youre pathetic! (It’s not him. Jackass.)
Sockamusprime (3:00:05 PM) lol and that fact that you store teh replay of every battle and yet still ahve such a shit score shows just how bad you are in this game ! lol you numpty. (He has the shit score?!?! It’s better than yours. Jackass.)
Sockamusprime (3:01:28 PM) heres an idea. just shut your many pleaser now. please. cause you aint got shit and youre trying to dig yourself out of hole with no success. so do us all a favour and dont bother. lol combat officer and doesnt know crap about combat lol. laughable (What’s a “many pleaser”? On second thought, don’t tell me. I don’t want to know. Jackass.)
Sockamusprime (3:02:27 PM) so let me remind you of the facts. you opened your mouth saying i was full of hot air. i blasted you. you give crap responses. end of story. (Not based on this conversation. Jackass.)
Sockamusprime (3:03:12 PM) you cant argue. you cant play. so next time shut your trap. and heres a little math for you.. QED (That’s it? That’s your Parthian shot? Jackass.)

leukorrhea (3:03:57 PM) you make of claims you don’t have the faculty to prove
leukorrhea (3:04:49 PM) using stronger terms does not help this; in addition to ignoring/covering over important aspects of the original claim
leukorrhea (3:05:08 PM) *you make claims of which you don’t have the faculty to prove

And the final score on that game:

This Post Has 16 Comments

  1. Zeedox

    Definitely a record; probably a 16 RPM…

  2. Insurrectional_Leftist

    Talk about someone with a chip on their shoulder. Man, I am telling you what, this guy has been taking some Trump passive aggressive training lessons in arguing until the cows come home. They guy in the Panther did pretty good, just let him alone.

    But, this is “Standard WOT player behavior in chat, unfortunately” that’s how it is, sadly. I always say, “If you’re not happy about something, “Take it out on Wargaming, vent your frustration on WG, not your fellow teammates (especially at personal level in game) and over of all things STATS.

    Do like I do, “Bad Mouth Match Maker, game design, game balance, maps, RNG, Management, Victor Kislyi, their bad business decisions etc. IF you’re going to get a ban, let it be for something meaningful atleast. πŸ™‚

  3. dexatrin82

    Yo Guys Yet again I get a Forum strike for Dissing Preddy, I posted like 15 shitposts in a row and the ONLY one that got flagged and I got hit for was the one in which I was bitching at GeorgePreddy

  4. Gomez_Adams

    What does GeorgePreddy have to do with this?

    Enquirery minds want to know.

  5. dexatrin82

    Sorry, Just had to comment in the first spot I could see that wouldn’t get me banned for complaining about him, I’ll go comment on his profile here next πŸ™‚

  6. Gomez_Adams

    It was a tongue in cheek comment. I was simply poking fun. No worries.

    Preddy is more than a bit of an asshat. I completely understand how he can get under one’s skin. The funny part is he’s an epic loser. Most of them are.

  7. Thing 1

    Yes he is. And fucking ugly to boot.

    Got your request Dex. No offense, but I don’t know you from Adam’s house cat. Hang out a while and then we’ll see.

  8. dexatrin82

    No worries man, since locating this site I am realizing I am not as crazy as the shills and trolls over there are leading me to believe.

  9. Thing 1

    Of course you’re not. That’s been Wargaming’s MO since day one and why this site was founded a year and a half ago.

    You post something doesn’t look right. They send in the goon squad to say you just don’t understand the system…which is fucking hysterical because they themselves constantly change their story on how the system works and in many cases they themselves don’t even know.

    Then if you get bullied and insulted enough to stop posting, they lock the thread and leave it forever in the locked thread archive so that anybody that sees it will see what happens to anybody that ever posts about issues.

    If you don’t leave, they hit with a strike and a ban and delete the thread completely.

    It’s their way of damage control. Of covering shit up. Of fucking over the player base.

    That’s why we’re here.

  10. dexatrin82

    I have noticed this, and it sucks, Cause I like playing the game with my friends, but I don’t think I’ll ever be spending money on it again. Semi-Ashamed of what I have spent.

  11. Insurrectional_Leftist

    @ dexatrin82 Aren’t we all ashamed of how much we have spent on this game early on and mid way beyond spending on this game. Don’t feel alone. My best defense is this: “This was my 1st and only on-line multi-player MMO game. Actually, it was my first game period. I was truly NOOB, when I started this game back in May 2013.

    That’s one of the most snotty remarks that Orzanel made in his twitch feed stream last week I posted some texts to him during his live twitch stream. He made a low comment to the rest of the player base (putting the rest of the player base down as being baddies) and he remarked, “You all are simply just playing, because you all have just spend too much money on the game, and are forced to play, that’s all, and your bad.” Too bad you don’t GIT GUD. So, he basically saying, “You dumb asses supported the game so assholes like me (Orzanel) don’t spend shit on the game (nor really support the game $), while I farm the player base, and put you guys down on a daily basis.
    He does this on a daily basis, while he streams over on WOT LABS. But, someone like Orzanel doesn’t bother explaining to everyone one that it’s called “https://youarenotsosmart.com/2011/03/25/the-sunk-cost-fallacy/”
    and that it happens to Oil companies, politics, Economics, Nations, etc. etc. And video game too. Orzanel only exploits upon others.
    Cause that’s the kind of guy he is! That’s the Company guy he is that streams over at Wot Labs.

  12. Icon_Charlie

    @dexatrin82. Yup I spent money on this game as well and I’m not ashamed of it at all.
    My dog in this fight is the I know how the entertainment industry works. I do not need

    I don’t need some 14 year old (in mentality as well) who balls hasn’t drop yet TELL ME about how games work, as well as how wonderful they are.

    I could even understand some of what WG is doing since of course I have some experience in that part of the economy. But the wholesale mistakes being made by the type of managerial decisions is just unacceptable.

    117 people lost their jobs to bad management planning. Millions of dollars have been wasted because of bad management.

    This was a good game. A really good game. I don’t need some piece of shit of a fucking air thief telling me to get gud when I fucking don’t care because I SAW the changes to the game back in 2014 and it gotten progressively worse.

    I don’t fucking care about the fucking colors since 2014 because of the fucking cheating by all of those so called modders that let people ADD cheat mods into their mod packs.

    This is how so many of the Unicunts get so high. It is not because they are that good. It is because they use illegal mods so they don’t have to pay (much)for the game.

    If I play their kind of game I could get my win rate in the +50% range and just GAME the system. But I don’t have the fucking time to deal with children and man childs who think this game is the second coming of Jesus Christ. I have a Real life dealing with real people making real decisions that not only affect me but those around me.

    I just want to play this game from time to time and enjoy myself and fuck the rest.

    That should be easy but at times seeing the slot machine mechanics being kicked out in the game determining who will win or not, it get frustrating to say the least.

    And THEN you have to deal with those assholes that !. Leftist speaks about as well.
    The icing on the shit cake at times… Yea…

  13. Rafalefighter47

    @dexatrin82 Welcome aboard, Dexatrin82! I too went here thinking that I was crazy, but Thing 1 and his crew of honest, and very informative group of people have opened my eyes completely. I know what it’s like to put up with a bunch of morons that treat you like dirt over nothing, and believe me, it’s never pretty. I once was paralyzed from anxiety because of such a moron. As you can see, I have anxiety issues. I get mad and anxious when someone treats me like dirt. Years ago, I was using my IS-8(since called T-10) and this Super Pershing was so dumb. I explained to him why I didn’t go in the middle of the town in Lakeville, and he and his “thugs”, a Ferdinand and a T57(see something wrong, here?) pick on me as well. You know that area in Lakeville in town where there’s a church on a hill? I didn’t go there because I knew that my hypothetical action would say, “HEY EVERYBODY!!! LOOK AT ME!! I’M A TARGET!!” You want in a little secret, Dex? Growing up, I noticed that over time, jerks(I’m talking about bullies) are stupid. 1. They’re quite arrogant. 2. They’re some of the most ignorant people you could think of when you really think about it. 3. They’re asking for trouble. 4. They damage their reputation so badly, it may never be repaired,(especially with the internet, now, don’t you think? πŸ˜‰ and in so doing, make even bigger fools out of themselves. Last but not least: 5. They’re cowards. I’m not someone who makes stuff up, and neither are these guys that I’ve mentioned before. I’m just like you; part of me thought I was crazy, the other knew I was not, and Thing 1 and I had a good conversation together. I don’t think you’ll get on his bad side, but if you looked at some articles, some morons found out the hard way what happens when you screw around with Thing 1, and let me tell ya, they’re pretty frickin’ stupid. The stupidest one I could think of is this one guy who ACTUALLY DARED Thing 1 to, and I quote, “come and get me fuck boi.” You have good folks on here, Dexatrin, and you won’t regret joining us. πŸ™‚ Once again, welcome aboard!

  14. PurpleBlitz

    I sent this to one of his officers I knew a while ago and he said he’d have a talk with the asshole in question. Not sure what an older Canadian fellow will really do, but I guess we can hope. If this dick is clanless in the next couple days, we’ll know why.

  15. Thing 1

    Well done PB.

  16. Dirty_Camel

    Looks lik ‘Just another day’ at the office in WOT.

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