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Have you slept with every Tom, Dick and Harry and Wolfgang and Dieter and Serge, and Nigel, and Fernando and Paul, west of the Danube River?
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This is just so bad…sooooooo bad. LMAO!
So bad it’s good. LMMFAO!!!
LMAO
So… Late to the party here, is THAT why Jingles and her broke off their engagement?
Wait a minute… you are telling me those two were a serious item? 0.o
I always thought Jingles and Rita were on? 😀 No, seriously I kid. I know they stay together in the same house is all I know? I don’t know what the deal is? So, I speak from the lack of knowledge to some extent. I had heard of an engagement. I have heard a lot of things from her, herself on the forums etc. She said she was Bi-Sexual and appreciated women and men. I don’t know if that had anything to do with the engagement being off or not? I don’t know? I’m not attacking the fact if she is BI-sexual or not. If she is then she is. Why her engagement is off with Jingles is off I have no idea? So many mixed signals as to why, or stories have been endless 🙂
Thank you for the info and you are right on how information suddenly just takes off on things.
The bitch sucked his fat ass dry and then moved on. That’s really all she is: a whore that fucks anybody and everybody so they’ll let her mooch off them. Why do you think she did this shit video and then started gaming on more than ever, cooking all kinds of expensive food and went on a fucking vacation?
Actually T1, at this stage of the game, she has a much larger butt than Jingles does. I’m serious. She has put on at least 40 pounds.
So, this was where it was announced for those who follow Jingles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVG9SiqQSK0
the 13:00 minute mark is where he starts the “I proposed” speech.
So from October 24th 2016 until March 11th 2017. They were engaged less than 6 months.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su5oyDXyK_o
2 years together, but…
Anyway, so, yeah, that was a thing.
She just used his ass. That’s all there is to it. She never had any intention at all of marrying his dumb ass. That’s how whores roll.
The funny part is that now she’s making boo-hoo videos crying for money. She so fucking stupid it’s laughable. She SHOULD have married his dumb ass, then kept on fucking everybody like she was doing anyway. At least then she could have taken a few bucks with her when he divorced her.
As it stands now she’s in deep shit. Her ass is bigger than the rest of her entire fucking body, she’s getting older, and running out of people willing to fuck her for money. Give it a few more years, and we’ll read about her being found dead of a heroine overdose in the back alley of a seedy section of town in southwest Philadelphia.
Hey Thing 1, how the hell is she getting from the South of England to Southwest Philly?
Well, I figure she’s pretty much already fucked everybody on that side of the Atlantic, so it’s inevitable she’ll wind up over here.